1 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:10,330 Ruthie Desi Comedy Hour. 2 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:22,050 With special guest star Robert Cumming. With Vivian Vance, William Frawley, 3 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:24,330 and Little Ricky. 4 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:39,370 These are overweight, Ethel. You'll have to pay the extra charges. Oh, isn't it 5 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,870 enough that I had to cash in my Christmas savings club and sell my green 6 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:45,210 at a discount in order to buy my own tickets? 7 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:49,470 You mean to tell me that he made you pay for your own tickets? Look, Rick, you 8 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:51,250 run your family and I'll run mine. 9 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:54,730 Don't get me wrong, man. If you can get away with it, you can ruin both 10 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:55,730 families. 11 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:57,110 Speaking of families, where's mine? 12 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,550 Lucy went with her mother to buy little Ricky an ice cream bar. 13 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:01,910 Oh. Well, we better go and check the luggage, eh? 14 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:03,230 Give us a hand, Ethel. 15 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,239 There's your red cap. 16 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:07,080 Well, Doc, maybe you won't see us. 17 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:16,900 Minor Airways Flight 10 departing at Gate 5 for Philadelphia, Chicago... 18 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,080 wait for Daddy right here, honey. 19 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,180 Sit down here, Mommy Black. 20 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,840 Oh, are you going to be a good boy and mind Grandma while we're gone? 21 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:26,060 Yes, Mommy. 22 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,840 Don't you worry about us. 23 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,120 That's over with. 24 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:32,640 How'd you do with the luggage, Fred? Any overweight? 25 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,540 Just got in under the wire. 26 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,920 It's a good thing they didn't put him on the scale. He'd certainly be overweight 27 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,420 with that new money belt he's got on. 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,820 Does the whole world have to know I've got a fortune on me? 29 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,700 Oh, relax, Fred. I'm sure the world has other things to worry about. Hey, wait 30 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,440 till you take a look at his front page of variety. 31 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,420 Oh. 32 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:58,100 Cashing in on the Oriental yen for Latin music, Ricky Ricardo skies out today to 33 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:02,140 fulfill bookings on a two -week personal appearance tour in and around Tokyo. 34 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:09,130 While there, Ricardo and his band manager, Fred Mertz, will also scout 35 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:13,070 talent for a future show at Ricardo's Club Babalu here in Manhattan. 36 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:19,590 International Airlines jet flight one, non -stop San Francisco, now boarding at 37 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:20,590 gate six. 38 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,620 now, won't you, darling? Goodbye, Mother. Goodbye, partner. 39 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,040 Now you'll be a real good boy, eh? 40 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,420 And you take good care of him, Mother. Lucy, 41 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:37,640 don't you forget to bring back the you -know -what -you've -always -wanted. 42 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:38,780 Yeah, I'll try, Mom. 43 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:43,520 Uh, what's the you -know -what that she knew you always wanted? 44 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,780 A string of real Oriental pearls, that's what. 45 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:48,340 Oh. 46 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,900 Well, you know who's not gonna get the you -know -what that she's always 47 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:52,888 Why not? 48 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:55,770 Now, look, Mother, it's costing me enough to take it all the way to Japan 49 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:59,270 us. Real pearls are much less expensive in Japan. 50 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:04,270 Now, what is wrong with these things that she's wearing? Oh, honey, these 51 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:06,310 cost $2 .98 in Macy's basement. 52 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:08,170 Well, that's expensive enough. 53 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,190 Expensive. These pearls are an insult to oysters everywhere. 54 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,050 That's beautiful to me. 55 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:18,570 Now, hurry up. That jet will be there before we get on. Okay. Okay, come on. 56 00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:19,149 -bye, Queen. 57 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:22,510 Now, Lucy, don't give up on the pearls. I won't, dear. Goodbye, Mickey. 58 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,319 Ricky, mother. 59 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,960 Ricky. Bye. 60 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:28,220 Bye. Bye -bye. 61 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,500 Bye -bye. 62 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,580 Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Bye -bye. 63 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,740 Oh. 64 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:45,240 Please, please. Take shoe off. 65 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,660 Huh? Oh. 66 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,460 Oh, of course, everyone in Japan has to take their shoes off before entering a 67 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,860 room. Well, you ask me, this country has to. 68 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,300 Pretty crazy custom. 69 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,560 Come on, come on. Pull him hard. 70 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,500 Oh, come on, Fred. 71 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:07,740 The rest of your luggage will come here very soon. Oh, thank you very much. 72 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,980 Now, he's a... Oh, no, thank you. In Japan, it's no tipping. 73 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,380 On second thought, this country has some very sensible... 74 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Where do you sit? 75 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,460 On the floor, of course. Everyone in Japan sits on the floor. 76 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:34,020 How come you know so much about Japan? 77 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,820 I sat through Sayonara twice. 78 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,600 Your room is through here. 79 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,020 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 80 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:43,900 Oh, 81 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,820 it's beautiful. 82 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:47,840 Well, 83 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:52,340 I'll tell you one thing, Ethel. You're not going to get me in any bathtub with 84 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:54,300 lot of lilies and goldfish floating around. 85 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,390 It is for decoration. 86 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:03,370 Bathtub is in there. 87 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,470 Oh, I see. 88 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:06,850 What a hick. 89 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,930 This is a bathtub. 90 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:17,130 Bathtub in the living room? 91 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,970 You have about as much privacy as those goldfish. 92 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:25,430 Hurry up and get unpacked. I've got an awful lot of sightseeing I want to do. I 93 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:28,830 want to go to Mount Fujiyama and the Deer Park and the Emperor's Palace. 94 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:30,420 And one of those geisha houses. 95 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:33,760 Oh, excuse me, but I think you make mistake. 96 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:34,779 How's that? 97 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:40,160 You see, geisha houses with beautiful Japanese girls entertained by singing 98 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:45,960 dancing. Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Oh, it is much fun, but only for men. 99 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,440 Women are not allowed in geisha house. 100 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:49,820 Oh. 101 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:53,260 Gee, that's too bad, honey. 102 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,600 I think it's a shame that a woman can't go. 103 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:59,120 It's an even bigger shame that a... certain man can't go. 104 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:03,280 We don't want Ricky to go to the Geisha house all alone, do we? 105 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,200 No, we certainly don't. So that's settled. Nobody's going. 106 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,640 Sister, 107 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,380 you're not half as sorry as I am. 108 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,000 Hey, pardon me, but where do we sleep? 109 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:23,260 We sleep in the closet. 110 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,160 a Japanese Murphy bed, huh? 111 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,000 This is not Murphy's bed. 112 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,300 This is yours. 113 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,960 I think maybe Milton Berle slept here. 114 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,280 sleeping on a cloud. 115 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,040 When 116 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:33,560 you 117 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:37,100 and Mr. Metz get a chance, would you please go down to the desk with your 118 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,720 passport? Oh, surely. 119 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,800 Sayonara. 120 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,160 Sayonara. That means goodbye. 121 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,880 start getting used to it, because I'm going to be wearing one of these from 122 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,040 on. Yep. 123 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:32,220 The girl just told us the hotel furnishes a clean one every day, free of 124 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,320 Oh. You know, in some respects, this country's a way ahead of us. 125 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:40,260 Oh, by the way, they want to see us down at the desk with our passports. Well, 126 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,280 let's go. 127 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:46,640 Fred Mertz, you're not going to parade through the lobby looking like that. 128 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:49,220 Ethel, are we or are we not in Japan? 129 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:50,920 Yes, we are, Cho -Cho -San. 130 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:56,180 might be deported. 131 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,940 Come on, Ray. 132 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:28,850 Oh, Japanese. 133 00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:31,230 Uh -huh. 134 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,310 Oh, I see you've got one of those things. What's that? 135 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:37,470 One of these mirrors so you can see if your seams are straight. 136 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,850 Oh, Apple. 137 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,790 You're so American. 138 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,330 That's a dressing table. 139 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,249 It is? 140 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,250 Yeah. 141 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:48,690 Way down there? 142 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:49,910 Yeah. 143 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:52,690 Well, how can you use it way down there? 144 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:56,870 Simple. You just think oriental. Now, if you want to check your makeup, you 145 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:57,870 just... 146 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:18,120 You know, I think these paper walls are the most fascinating things of all. 147 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,680 I wonder if you can hear through them. 148 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,440 No, I don't think so. 149 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,780 But just to play save, you and Fred hadn't better have any arguments for the 150 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:25,780 next two weeks. 151 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,240 What are you trying to do, break up our marriage? 152 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,820 Say, you don't have to worry about hearing through this one because you can 153 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:33,819 through it. 154 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,900 Oh, for heaven's sake, that's got to be fixed. 155 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:39,460 I certainly wouldn't want the people next door snooping on me. 156 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,400 I sure wouldn't want to snoop on them. 157 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,160 is either too high or too low. 158 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,780 Now what are you doing? 159 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,180 Testing. 160 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,220 Yep. Yeah, I can see in there, so obviously someone could see in here. 161 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,620 downstairs and have them come up and fix it. 162 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,020 My goodness. 163 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,720 There's a man in there. 164 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:09,400 Pardon me for asking, but who is snooping on whom? 165 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,980 Hang up that phone. I thought it was Bob Cummings. Never mind, operator. 166 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,190 Here is Bob Cummings. 167 00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:19,190 Bob Cummings! 168 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:24,810 Oh, come on. I do already see. Just let me have one look. Just one look. Come 169 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:29,630 on. Oh, come on. I didn't get to see. I didn't get to see. Well, just look. Now, 170 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:32,730 we can both look in here. If we just make the hole a little larger. Get my 171 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,730 file. No, no. Let's tear it. 172 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,910 Get my nail file out of the bag. 173 00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:38,050 Why don't you get it? 174 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:41,150 Listen, if I supply the tools, the least you can do is get them. Now, go on. 175 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:54,710 in his kimono. 176 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:00,990 I'm a Japanese salmon. 177 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,210 I'm a motorist salmon. 178 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,010 Oh, mama. 179 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:06,750 Hand me your hand. 180 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,550 to patch it up. 181 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,190 With a nail file. 182 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:09,570 With a nail file? 183 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,130 Oh, by George, this is a nail file. 184 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:15,530 I thought I told you to get me a needle and thread. 185 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,150 Never mind. I'll fix it. Oh, good. 186 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,150 Well, not right now, I will. 187 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:29,890 You know, we're big fans of yours. 188 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,250 Oh, that's nice. 189 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,470 I could use a big fan right now. 190 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:42,230 taking a bath. 191 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:43,970 Oh, no. 192 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,630 No, I mean in Japan. 193 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:50,750 Oh, yes. Well, I just arrived. I'm starting a picture next week. Oh! 194 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:59,850 If you ladies don't mind, I'd like to finish my bath before I start my 195 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:44,389 night, didn't we? 196 00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:45,510 Yeah, we certainly did. 197 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:50,190 And it was sure nice of Bob to take us sightseeing, particularly after the way 198 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,630 that you popped in on him yesterday. 199 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,770 It's not my fault the Japanese have paper walls. 200 00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:56,210 They're just not practical. 201 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,010 They were before you got here. 202 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:01,710 Look, if Bob Cummings can forgive me, why can't you? 203 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,550 Oh, if you want to forgive me, you don't have to get down on your knees and beg. 204 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:12,510 Who's begging? I'm just trying to get to this silly mirror so I can tie my tie. 205 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:25,110 Maybe go to the emperor's palace and mosey around. 206 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:29,490 Well, for the emperor's sake, I hope that palace doesn't have paper walls. 207 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,090 Morning. Oh, good morning, dear. 208 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,129 Good morning. 209 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,030 How'd you sleep? Oh, not so good. 210 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:40,090 Fred kept waking me up all night complaining about pains in his stomach. 211 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:40,949 was the matter? 212 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:44,330 Was he sick? He thought he was, but I cured him in a minute. How? 213 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,250 I loosened his money belt. 214 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,870 for stuffing himself on the airplane just because the meals were free. 215 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,890 It wasn't that. Last night he took a bath with it on and it shrunk. 216 00:15:58,730 --> 00:15:59,730 Oh, no. 217 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:04,650 Won't he even trust you with that money belt when he takes a bath? 218 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:08,250 Listen, if he won't trust the Chase National Bank, he certainly isn't going 219 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,250 trust me. 220 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:11,830 Is it ready? 221 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,230 He went ahead. He said he'd meet you down at rehearsal. 222 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,950 It's the only country in the world where you can get baggy pants just tying your 223 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:31,950 tie. 224 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:38,810 I, uh, I'm assuming that you girls are interested in shopping. Oh, yes. So I 225 00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,810 just thought I'd show you a couple of bargains I got a hold of. 226 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:46,150 How do you like that? Oh, what exquisite pearls. 227 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,370 Oh, I'll say. 228 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:50,210 I got a wonderful buy on these through a friend of mine who's a dealer, Mr. 229 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,590 Asato. Oh. Look at this. 230 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:55,030 Mr. Cummings, would you mind telling me how much they cost? 231 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,410 Now, don't. 232 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,060 Oh, I know. 233 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:07,319 You see, when you... I'm just answering 234 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,319 Lucy's next question. 235 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:11,640 Oh, Mickey, please. I said no pearls. 236 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,220 Oh, honey. 237 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:19,339 Honestly. Listen to me, Mickey. They're only $100. You'll be saving $200. 238 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:24,099 No, I won't. I'll be saving $300. Because I won't give you the $100. 239 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,380 those, please. Oh, sorry. Look, Ricky. 240 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,820 Ricky, look at... Honey. 241 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,080 See how much more beautiful real pearls are? 242 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,520 They look exactly the same to me. 243 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,400 Oh. They may be the same shape and the same size, but somehow when you're 244 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,480 wearing real pearls, you feel more glamorous and exciting. 245 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,320 I don't want anybody glamorous and exciting. I want you. 246 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,779 What's the matter? 247 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,940 I walked three blocks before I realized I left my shoes here. 248 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,600 How am I supposed to remember these things? 249 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,820 Why don't you tie a string around your toe? 250 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480 Let's go, Rick. 251 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,160 Bye. 252 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,460 Oh, uh, cinema. 253 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,580 Cinema. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring up a touchy subject. I didn't realize your 254 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,140 husband was so, so... 255 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:48,049 So cheap. 256 00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,050 So cheap. 257 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,250 Thanks. You're welcome. 258 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:52,870 Okay. 259 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:56,910 Speaking of cheap, look at this. 260 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:02,450 $200 in the States, $100 here. 261 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,910 Oh, gee, I'd like to have one of those. 262 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:08,370 But my husband makes her husband look like Diamond Jim Brady. 263 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:15,490 Mr. Cummings, do you think you could get another string of pearls? from your 264 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:16,429 friend for me. 265 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,490 Lucy, you heard me. Please. 266 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,830 Please. You don't know what this means to me. All my life, I've dreamed of 267 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,590 owning a string of real pearls. 268 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,630 Well, perhaps I do, Lucy. 269 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,390 We all have our dreams. 270 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,550 I was 26 years old before I got my first pogo stick. 271 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:36,830 Oh, Mr. 272 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:39,350 Cummings. Please, won't you just try? 273 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:42,510 All right. I'm going to see my friend in the morning. I'll fix that for you. Oh! 274 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,110 Well, I've got to run now to mail these back home. 275 00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:46,370 I'll see you. 276 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:47,410 Bye. Mr. 277 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:52,310 Cummings, would it be all right if I gave you the money for the pearls in the 278 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,830 morning before you leave? Oh, sure, sure. Suit yourself. You bet. 279 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,190 Fine. What time? 280 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,910 Why don't you drop into my room around 10 .30? 281 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,910 Good. Through the door, not the wall. 282 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,880 Don't tell Ricky about this. I want it to be a surprise. A surprise? Yeah. 283 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,060 I think you'll surprise him, all right. 284 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200 Why? 285 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:27,200 Just where do you think you're going to 286 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200 get $100? 287 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840 $200, Ethel. 288 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,140 $200? Lucy, you better put your shoes back on. You're beginning to think with 289 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,019 your feet. 290 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:36,839 Don't worry. 291 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:37,840 I have a plan. 292 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,760 I get hold of $200. 293 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:43,040 With $100, I buy the pearls. 294 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:47,500 With the other $100, I buy a camera. When I get back to the States, I sell 295 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,880 camera for $200, and I have the pearls for free. 296 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,160 How does that sound? 297 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,240 Fine, except for one flaw. 298 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,600 Oh, what's that? 299 00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:59,300 Where do you expect to get your hands on $200 in the first place? 300 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:03,880 Let's see. Who do I know in Japan that has $200? 301 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,900 Well, there's always the emperor. 302 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,140 I understand he's loaded. 303 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,000 Very good, Ethel. I just don't happen to know the gentleman. 304 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,000 What about Fred? 305 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,660 You'd have a better chance with the emperor. 306 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,240 Maybe I could talk to Fred and ask him... Save your breath. 307 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,140 He only opens that money belt in extreme emergencies, and there hasn't been an 308 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,200 extreme emergency since he bought the belt. 309 00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:36,230 Chances are he won't open it until he gets back home. 310 00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:37,550 Right. 311 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,150 Perfect. 312 00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:45,650 Perfect. I could sort of borrow $200 from Fred's money belt without his 313 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:50,530 it, buy the pearls and the camera, sell the camera when I get home, replace the 314 00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,470 money, and no one would be the wiser. 315 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:57,210 Lucy, Houdini in his prime couldn't open that belt. 316 00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,710 So how do you expect to do it? 317 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:02,450 Well, I don't. 318 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:07,060 At least not by myself. I had someone in mind to help. 319 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,740 Someone we all know and love. 320 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:13,460 Well, sayonara. 321 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,760 And as you well know, that means goodbye. 322 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,940 I don't want to force you, Ethel, but if Fred should happen to find out that 323 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:28,320 besides using your Christmas savings to pay for your trip, you also pawned the 324 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,580 family silver... 325 00:22:36,270 --> 00:22:38,030 Now here's what we're going to do. 326 00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:30,130 Why'd you let him fall asleep on his stomach? 327 00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:18,590 Appreciate it. You're welcome, Lizzie. Glad to help you out. 328 00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:23,810 Ethel? 329 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:25,990 Ethel? Yeah? 330 00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:27,790 Come here. 331 00:26:29,910 --> 00:26:33,130 You got them. Yeah. Oh, they're beautiful. 332 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:34,289 Thank you. 333 00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:35,310 Where are you going to hide them? 334 00:26:35,570 --> 00:26:36,990 I'm not. I'm going to wear them. 335 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:38,610 In front of Ricky? 336 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:41,430 Sure. He'll never know the difference. Yes, he will. 337 00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:43,150 Honey, you were right. 338 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:46,320 when he said he couldn't tell the difference between my cheap pearls and 339 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,060 ones Bob had. That's just an excuse. Anybody can tell the difference between 340 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:51,480 real pearls and phonies. 341 00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:53,580 Oh. 342 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,120 Well, all right. You're so smart. 343 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,140 They do look alike. 344 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:16,940 To the layman, yes. 345 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,840 But to a pearl connoisseur like myself, it's very easy to tell the difference. 346 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:26,440 There you are, Ethel. A little present for you. I won't be needing my cheap 347 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,440 pearls any longer. 348 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,140 What makes you think I'd wear cheap pearls? 349 00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:33,320 Oh, well, all right, if you don't want them. I'll take them. 350 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,220 I'll swallow my pride. 351 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,120 Swallow? You gulped it. 352 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,760 Don't let Fred... He goes until we get back home and the whole plan is 353 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,860 completed. Oh, I won't. Okay. Did you get the camera? No, I'm getting it this 354 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:46,860 afternoon. 355 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,820 Just what I've always wanted. 356 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,560 Genuine phony pearls. 357 00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:53,260 Is that you, Fred? 358 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960 Yes, that's me, Fred. 359 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:01,040 Wouldn't you think in the biggest city in the world I could find a new money 360 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,040 belt? 361 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,000 A new money belt? Yes. 362 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,300 Well, what's the matter with your old one? 363 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,760 Well, it's shrunk so much I can hardly breathe. 364 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,160 That's what you get for wearing it in the bathtub. 365 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480 Okay, all right. 366 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,180 Who said Fred Mertz don't wear your money belt in the bathtub? Who said 367 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:16,819 You did. 368 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,140 Then why did you go ahead and do it? Guess what? You haven't been right in 25 369 00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:23,100 years. How did I know that this was going to be the first time? 370 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,500 Fred, where are you going? 371 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,380 I'm going down to the Bank of Tokyo and change my money for traveler's checks. 372 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,680 Oh, Fred. 373 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,600 Oh, now, now, now, Fred. 374 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:36,440 Now, maybe I could make that money belt a little bigger by letting out the 375 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,200 seams. Yeah. I looked, and there's nothing more to let out. 376 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,720 Why don't you let Ethel wear it, Fred? 377 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,700 And let her get her mitts on my money? 378 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,860 Don't tell me you don't trust your own wife. 379 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,960 Why do you think I bought the money belt? 380 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:52,980 Now, Fred, now, Fred. 381 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,020 Now, Fred, why don't you wait and do it tomorrow? 382 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,820 I don't want to wait till tomorrow. 383 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:44,340 Lucy, what are we going to do? When he finds out that money's gone, he'll kill 384 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,340 us. You're right. 385 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,260 Wait a minute. What are we worrying about? 386 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,820 How's he going to find out we took it? 387 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,780 Well, I'll be the first one he'll suspect. 388 00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,640 Yeah, but how's he going to prove it? He'll ask me and I'll confess. 389 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,700 Why? Because while he's asking me, he'll have his hands around my throat. 390 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,960 Wait a minute. Maybe he won't remember how much money he had. 391 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:05,660 Oh, that'll be the day. 392 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,500 Lucy, we've got to get that money back in his belt while he's taking a nap. 393 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,940 Where are we going to get 200? 394 00:30:12,939 --> 00:30:14,100 Oh, what'll we do? 395 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:15,740 Wait a minute. 396 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,220 Here's the $100 I was going to use to buy the camera. 397 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,680 What about the other $100? 398 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,600 I'll put the pearls in his belt. 399 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:31,640 Oh, Lucy, maybe you could get Bob to return the pearls and get your money 400 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,380 We haven't got time enough for that. 401 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,760 Well, maybe he'll give you the money and return the pearls later. 402 00:30:39,310 --> 00:30:40,890 Oh, yeah, yeah, we could do that. 403 00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:44,610 Yeah, I guess it's the only thing we can do. 404 00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,730 Well, goodbye, pearls. 405 00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:50,150 It's either goodbye, pearls, or goodbye, girls. 406 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,990 Hurry up now. I'll wait here. 407 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,290 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 408 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,500 Don't you ever do anything but take baths? 409 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:17,360 Well, I heard they had public bathing here in Japan, but this is ridiculous. 410 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,920 Mr. Cummings, I'm in a terrible spot. 411 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:23,160 Yeah, well, that makes two of us. Look, you've got to take these pearls back and 412 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,260 give me my money back. No, Lucy, I can't do that. Oh! 413 00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:33,000 If you don't mind, I'll do my own pearl dye. 414 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,940 Mr. Cummings, Mr. Cummings, you've got to take these pearls back. 415 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,240 And give me my $100 back. Lucy, please, I can't do that. Oh, but you've got to. 416 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,320 Mr. 417 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,520 Cummings, you don't understand. I have got to have my $100 back for these 418 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,740 pearls. I can't do it. I'd be embarrassed. The man did me a favor. 419 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:52,200 let me take my... But, Mr. Cummings, Mr. Cummings, you don't understand. I'm in 420 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,400 a terrible jam. I have to have my $100 back. 421 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,860 I have to have my $100 back, Mr. Cummings. You have to take the pearls 422 00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:00,400 give me my... Mr. 423 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:03,840 Cummings, you'll be saving the life of one of your biggest fans. 424 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,180 Now, look, you've just got to take these pearls back. 425 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,400 Please let me go away and take a bath. Please, Mr. 426 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,100 Cummings. Please, you don't understand what trouble I'm having. 427 00:32:56,970 --> 00:32:58,470 Listen to my story. You will understand. 428 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,230 Won't you please listen? 429 00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:05,790 All right, hurry up. I'm getting waterlogged. All right. Can I call you 430 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:07,450 Why not? 431 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,680 We put the money back, Fred's got his traveler's checks, and we're in the 432 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:40,739 so everything's fine. 433 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,480 Oh, sure, everything's fine. 434 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,200 I didn't get my pearls. Now look what happened tonight. 435 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:49,520 We come halfway around the world, and where do our husbands go? 436 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,660 To a Japanese baseball game. 437 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,380 I think it's great. 438 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,720 In fact, if I could count on Fred's going every night, I'd be tempted to 439 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,720 over here. 440 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,320 Listen, Ethel, I don't want to be a welcher, but could I wear my 298 pearls 441 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,320 tonight? 442 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,800 Is this permanent? 443 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:06,930 temporary welching. 444 00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:09,350 No, just for tonight. They're yours now. 445 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:10,670 Okay. 446 00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:13,489 But be careful, though. 447 00:34:13,949 --> 00:34:16,250 That's the most valuable piece of jewelry I own. 448 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:18,130 Okay. 449 00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:22,370 Oh, no! 450 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:23,750 What's the matter? 451 00:34:23,889 --> 00:34:27,330 I gave Bob the wrong pearls to return. These are the real ones. 452 00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:32,429 Are you sure? How can you tell? By the clasp. The string I bought in Japan says 453 00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:34,770 platinum. The string I bought in America says made in Japan. 454 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,540 Bob, you made a mistake, and he'll switch him. No, I can't. He's already 455 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,620 have dinner with Mr. Osato. 456 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:49,460 Oh, dear. If he gives him the phony pearls, they'll both think I'm a 457 00:34:50,139 --> 00:34:51,139 Oh, no. 458 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,739 Operator. Operator, did Mr. 459 00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:57,660 Cummings leave word where he was having dinner tonight? 460 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,380 Where? 461 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:02,340 Tomah? 462 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,700 Thank you. 463 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,240 We're in luck. He's having dinner at the Tomah Geisha house. Come on, hurry up. 464 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,240 We'll take a taxi. 465 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,940 You say geisha house? Yeah, come on, hurry up. But women aren't allowed in 466 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:16,879 geisha houses. 467 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,520 Ethel, this is no time to quibble over technicalities. Now, come on. 468 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,520 Oh, Lucy, I still don't see how we're going to get in there. 469 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,520 I don't either, but we'll figure out something. 470 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,040 Lucy, I don't want to do it. 471 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,920 Ethel, you've come this far. Don't tell me you're going to turn chicken now. 472 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,140 Where are you going? 473 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,460 Back to the hotel to roost. 474 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,780 Very well, Ethel. It's all right with me if you don't want to be one of the 475 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:53,980 first two American women to ever see the inside of a geisha house. 476 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,100 Oh, okay. 477 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,800 How are we going to get in there? 478 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:09,460 Honey, Sam, I have a little problem. 479 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,780 Perhaps you would be able to help me. 480 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,380 into a baseball game. 481 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,940 Otherwise, they wouldn't have let us come. 482 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,400 Oh, it's a great American pastime. 483 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,900 Baseball? No, fooling your wife. 484 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,420 Well, 485 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,660 we Japanese men don't have to do that. 486 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,660 Whenever we want to get away from home, we just say, I'm going to the geisha 487 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,660 house. 488 00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:19,100 And that way, we can have several hours of good food, good talk, and good 489 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:22,620 entertainment. Oh, that's the way to do it. That's the way. 490 00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:30,030 I hope you all will enjoy dinner. I have ordered some very special Japanese 491 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:33,870 delicacies. Wonderful, thank you. Oh, yeah, I should be looking forward to 492 00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:36,970 having a very authentic Japanese dinner. Right, right. 493 00:37:37,730 --> 00:37:41,170 Mr. Licard, will you honor us with a song? 494 00:37:41,410 --> 00:37:42,410 Me sing a song? 495 00:37:43,050 --> 00:37:44,930 Yes. Sasa dozo. 496 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,870 Guests are often asked to entertain. 497 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:48,150 It's part of the custom. 498 00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:52,910 Oh, well, I'm very flattered, but I'm so anxious to get going with the dinner, 499 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:53,899 you know? 500 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,220 I hope you like these. 501 00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:59,700 They are called inago yori. Inago yori? Inago yori. 502 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,900 Oh. 503 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,380 Well, it could be, I think. 504 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:13,060 They have a... have a very, very... aren't they? 505 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,800 They are, yeah. 506 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,680 Inago yori, what does that mean? 507 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,300 Fry the grasshoppers. 508 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,000 These are the best darn fried grasshoppers I ever tasted. 509 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,160 I think I will sing. 510 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:45,759 Yes, I will. 511 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,840 No, no, this is a solo. This is a solo. 512 00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:49,660 Thank you. I'll sing a solo. 513 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,360 Now, 514 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,820 we're going to try to give you a little moment. I'm getting ready for our tour 515 00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:59,020 in Japan, and I think that we got it all figured out here. All right, girls? 516 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:00,220 Ready to go? 517 00:39:13,610 --> 00:39:14,610 Oh, my God. 518 00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:49,890 Sing it, girls. Let's go. 519 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:10,050 Lucy? Yes. 520 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:14,150 Lucy, how are geisha girls supposed to act? 521 00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:16,339 Charming, sweet, gay. 522 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,260 Oh, I gave that up when I got married. 523 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,920 I'll do my best. 524 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,020 I wonder how we're going to find them. 525 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,000 Sneaky stinkers. I said they were going to a baseball game. 526 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,560 Wait till I get my hands on Fred. I'll kill him. 527 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:58,960 First things first, Ethel. 528 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,620 Bob Cummings is in there, too. 529 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,800 Lucy, what are we going to do? 530 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,940 You take care of the sneaky stinkers, and I'll tell Bob about the pearls. 531 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:10,960 What if they recognize us? Are you kidding? We didn't even recognize each 532 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,680 Lucy, I'm scared. 533 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,880 You do it. I'm going to wait. I promise. 534 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,280 What's the matter with you? You promise. 535 00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:21,320 You promise. I'd much rather... Where have you both been? 536 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440 you do so late? 537 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,600 Oh, never mind. 538 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,400 You serve. You serve. You serve. 539 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,780 here, really. Thank you very much, Mr. Asano. 540 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,940 Isn't this one of the ladies of the dance? Very good. 541 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,740 I was just saying it was an excellent dance. Thank you very many. 542 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,940 Well, I'm sure if it's half as good as the fried grasshoppers, we'll love 543 00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:00,940 it, 544 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,400 right? Yes. 545 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,700 When Geisha girl liked gentlemen, she tapped him with fans. 546 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:31,200 The party that bought the pearls decided she really 547 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,400 didn't want them after all, and I told her that you'd be kind enough to take 548 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,899 them back. 549 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,260 May I see those? Oh, sure. 550 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,960 How much are these? 551 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,320 A hundred dollars. 552 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,920 They're worth three hundred in the States. 553 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:46,740 I don't know much about pearls, but they look exactly the same as... The ones 554 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:49,640 that my wife Lucy got at Macy's basement for $2 .98. 555 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,440 Fred, see if you can tell the difference. 556 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,220 Sure, anyone could. 557 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,180 These are beauts. 558 00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:03,600 And what a bargain. 559 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,500 Why don't you buy them for Lucy? 560 00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:08,880 If there's such a bargain, why don't you buy them for Ethel? 561 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,120 Well, it's not a matter of money. 562 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,220 These could be worth a million bucks. 563 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,400 But with Ethel wearing them, they'd still look like 298. 564 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,300 Mrs. Dame didn't like me so much, she's giving me a headache. 565 00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:49,940 First the bathtub, and now here. We're meeting in the strangers' house. 566 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:50,899 Yeah, yeah. 567 00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:54,500 I gotta change the pearls. I gave you the wrong ones. 568 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,000 What? Yeah, I gotta switch them. Oh. 569 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,220 I'm sorry I knocked you over. 570 00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:01,420 Oh, that's okay. 571 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:07,200 Everything all right. My mother had a broken leg. Just a broken leg on the 572 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,200 table. 573 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:09,300 You all right? 574 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,620 Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you. 575 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:13,460 I'm all right. 576 00:48:14,910 --> 00:48:17,770 Mr. Asada, here's the pearls. 577 00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:22,390 Say, you know, I was just thinking. I think Fred had a wonderful idea. 578 00:48:23,210 --> 00:48:25,510 You know, Lucy's been dying for some real pearls. 579 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:30,630 Well, I think I'm going to buy it for her. Good. Well, that's between you and 580 00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:31,630 Mr. Asada. 581 00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:34,350 They're yours if you want them. I'll take them. 582 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:35,870 Thank you. 583 00:48:35,930 --> 00:48:38,510 Miko, now, get your girl to take a coffee break. 584 00:49:19,509 --> 00:49:21,250 Who was the score, Fred? Whoa. 585 00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:24,810 You know, Fred, the baseball game that we went to see tonight, what was the 586 00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:25,749 score, Fred? 587 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:26,750 Ricky. Huh? 588 00:49:33,790 --> 00:49:35,770 Look, I'll make you a deal. 589 00:49:36,370 --> 00:49:39,130 If you don't ask me any more questions, I won't ask you any more either. 590 00:49:39,830 --> 00:49:40,830 Thank you, honey. 591 00:49:46,230 --> 00:49:47,230 Well? 592 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,760 This really does be the ball game all. 593 00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:56,210 All right.